Irrelavant Cricket Council trying to become relavant
In its continued state of denial about the lack of popularity of Test cricket, the ICC is now considering day night Test matches.
We've learned that following this test, it will also try mandatory pink-colored bats to attract the largely-jobless 8-12 age group girls.
And when that fails, it will consider renaming Test cricket to Strip Cricket. Who wouldn't come to watch the likes of Mendis and Jesse Ryder play in their chaddi? Now there, the ICC might finally be onto something!
But if I'm the ICC, I'd hurry! Uncle Modi is already trying to one-up the ICC by replacing stupid-ass cheerleaders with professional strippers.
Beat that, ICC.
