WHAT WAS WARNE THINKING?
During the Royals game on the 7th, Sir Warnie found himself on the boundary line. Sipping Beer. While fielding.
While we fully celebrate Shane Warne style of cricket, you gotta wonder: what the fuck was he thinking?
Or may be he knew exactly what he was thinking: this can't be any worse than cheating on my wife. And then getting my ass kicked by her.
To those in the media arguing that Warne is a role model blah-blah-blah, we agree! Warne is indeed a role model of a fun cricketing legend. It is a welcome break from the stuck-up douchebags like...shall we say...Andrew Symonds.
What do you think Symonds would have done if a fan offered him a drink?
(A) Dump it back on the fan
(B) Whack the fan's face with his dinosaur arms
(C) Get drunk,flip over the hoardings at the boundary line, and fall in a ditch
(D) All of the above
